Funny or Punny II

-He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

-Police were called to a daycare where a three-year old was resisting a rest.

-There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.

-I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.

-Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

-Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you an A -flat minor.

-To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
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