A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to the hospital. When his grandmother called to ask how he was a nurse said "No change yet!"
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
tjs
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