Monday, October 24, 2011

Seeing Red

At a private  middle school in Northern England a group of twelve-year old girls began using lipstick and they applied it in the bathroom. After doing so they pressed their lips to the mirror leaving many red images of lips and each evening the maintenance man struggled to remove same only to find they were back the next day. The head mistress decided something had to be done and called the group to a meeting in the bathroom attended by the maintenance man. She wanted him to demonstrate the difficulty he encountered each evening removing the stains. He proceeded to take a long handled squeegee, dip it in the toilet bowl and wipe it across the mirrors. From that day forward there were no more lipstick stains on the mirrors. You might say they were flushed with success!
tjs
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