Back in the 1950s in Philadelphia I had a fellow co-worker who came down with a case of hiccups and they persisted for several days until he was admitted to a local hospital. The medics tried the usual remedies - hold your breath - the paper bag treatment - scaring - a steady swallowing of water - nothing seemed to work. As a last resort they were considering "osculation" i.e. two lips on two lips when suddenly the spasms stopped. The upside of the story is while confined he met a student nurse and courted and married her and they lived happily in various assignments here and overseas. So, to all you fellows out there trying to impress the ladies, if your PICK UP line isn't working you might try the HICCUP line. Just make sure your medical plan covers it.
tjs
Next - Anniversary issue tomorrow.
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