The late nightclub comedian Joe. E. Lewis had a problem with the sauce and after a particularly serious binge he was convinced to enter a drying out facility for re-hab etc. The doctor handling his admission began interrogating him thusly - "Joe, I understand your drink of preference is Johnny Walker Black Label. How much do you drink per day? Would you say perhaps one glass, two glasses, a pint? Joe stopped him right there. He said, a pint? - Doc, I spill that much.!!!
This is the same sage who once opined "You can lead a horse to water but if you can get him to do the backstroke, ya got somethin'!"
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