A fellow jumped into the barber's chair for his bi-weekly trim and announced that he was planning a guided tour of Italy. The following exchanged ensued:
BB - Where are you going to stay?
TT - We are booked into the Excelsior Hotel a five star facility.
BB - It's overpriced and overrated - you won't like it. What else have you planned.?
TT - I always wanted to have Fettucini at Alfredo's.
BB - It's a tourist trap, the pasta is overcooked and you won't get a table. What else?
TT - We have arranged an audience with the Pope.
BB - You won't get near him - you'll be behind the ropes and lucky to see him from the upper window.
A month later our TT returned to the barber shop and the BB asked him how was your trip?
TT - The Excelsior was fabulous, first class, heated towel racks in the bathroom etc. and the Fettucini at Alfredo's was al dente and the chef mixed the pasta at our table. And we had a private audience with the Pope!!
BB - I'm impressed - what did the Pope say to you.?
TT - He asked me where did you get that lousy haircut.!
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