Wednesday, November 17, 2010

The Violinist and the Lady

The famous violinist Fritz Kreisler was recruited to perform for a Women's group. He met with the head lady to discuss his suggested musical program and informed her his fee would be $1000. This was all acceptable but she laid out her conditions:
A - I want you to arrive one half hour before our luncheon.
B - I want you to use the servants' entrance.
C - and I do NOT want you mingling with my guests.

He replied "Madam, if I am not required to mingle with your guests then my fee will be only $500."

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