This fellow had just finished a round of golf and was relaxing with a drink in the lounge preparatory to heading for the shower when the cellphone on the table rang and he put it on speaker. The female voice said "Honey, I just heard of a great buy on a Mercedes with $10,000. off, should I buy it?" He said sure if it makes you happy. Then she said there was a steep discount on a mink coat that she was longing for, might she have it?" He said if it makes you happy go for it. Then she said she saw a dress in Bergdorfs window which she could wear to the country club dance, was it possible?" He said you'll look great, get it. She bubbled thanks and hung up.
He ambled into the locker room and said "Anybody know who owns this cellphone?"
tjs
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