Friday, December 3, 2010

True Confessions

A Catholic priest, a Baptist minister, a Rabbi and an Episcopalian priest went on a fishing trip together to further the spirit of Ecumenism with no cell phones, hand helds or other distractions. The quiet isolation provoked discussion and it was suggested that each "confess" their most serious transgression to the group presumably to foster group absolution. The following ensued:
A - Catholic priest said he sometimes went to the race track and overbet.
B- The Baptist Minister admitted that when on vacation he headed to the nearest bar.
C - The Rabbi acknowledged that when traveling he yearned for a pork sandwich.
D - The Episcopalian was reluctant to participate but after coaxing said "I am the town gossip and I  can't wait to get home."
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